I'm glad I don't look like that baboon Churchill. It says something about your country that lower primates are allowed to serve in high office.
I don't have a girlfriend at the moment. My ex WOULD gag if she saw your skinny ass. Even her current beau is sexier than you.
What, Pit's not around so you have to lust after me now? Go play with your bunsen burners you wanky bastard.
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