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Old 09-16-2004, 08:52 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default The Best Defense

1.The best defense is always offense. Always carry a bag of iron filings in your pocket. Should you meet a menacing attacker hurl the iron filings in his eyes, this will blind him. Then grab his head and knee him in the face then run. Simple but effective

2. In a bar use broken bottle or hurl empty glasses at your opponent.

3. In the street, pickup a brick and smash it over the guys head and run away before the cops come.

TIPS

Get a cheap sock and place coins in it. Next time someone starts just swing this sock in the air and smack the fool in the template.

For Women use hair spray this will blind an attacker or stab a pen into the attckers eye

Now tellme who needs to know kungfu or karate ???
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