I now carry a statue of laughing buddha in my pocket so when someone comes at me i smash it on nose. Then i have the last laugh.
I also carry sharp pens in all my pockets to stab people in the neck if they attack me
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Originally Posted by HtTKar Could you picture anybody blinding an aggressive male with hairspray.
Thats rediculous and would just piss an attacker off.
If you have a can of hairspray why not just bash it into their Nose, instead of hoping their eyelids stick-together or whatever it's supposed to do.
And stabbing someone in the eye with a pen is a lot harder than running away.
You dont need to know karate of kung-fu but relying solely on cheap tricks, bricks in the road, and a pocket full of iron shavings is not a well thought out plan for knowing how to protect or defend. |