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Originally Posted by holyman 1.The best defense is always offense. Always carry a bag of iron filings in your pocket. Should you meet a menacing attacker hurl the iron filings in his eyes, this will blind him. Then grab his head and knee him in the face then run. Simple but effective 
2. In a bar use broken bottle or hurl empty glasses at your opponent.
3. In the street, pickup a brick and smash it over the guys head and run away before the cops come.
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Get a cheap sock and place coins in it. Next time someone starts just swing this sock in the air and smack the fool in the template.
For Women use hair spray this will blind an attacker or stab a pen into the attckers eye
Now tellme who needs to know kungfu or karate ??? |
1) If he's wearing glasses or is on dope, chances are he's not going to be too affected and will end up stomping your spleen flat on the street.
2) Might work if you get to actually try something before they sucker-punch you or grab you, and then if you do actually manage to win the court shuns highly on stabbing individuals with broken bottles. Not only that, but if you bust a bottle and go at a guy and he has a weapon as well, chances are he's going to draw it and he's probably better with it than you are.
3) Same thing, you might not even get the chance to grab that brick or even strike him with it before he throws you to the ground, monkey stomps your brains out, and FedExes them to your poor mother. And if he has friends, what're you gonna do, grab another brick?
4) A sock filled with coins. Yeah, that's not considered a concealed weapon at all. And if you pop a guy in the head with it and he's got a Beretta tucked in the back of his pants? Closed casket for you.
5) Hairspray won't do much of anything and just because a drunk guy is in a bar and wants to duke it out with you, you're going to go stab him in the eye with a pen and potentially kill him because he bumped into you headed towards the bathroom?