Hey man, whatever happened to those hilarious dating intros you used to use? Here's the game. Use your name to create a silly dating intro ala-Sircnay.
Hey folks, my name is Tom Yum.
I 've got big guns and size 34 waste...
People think I'm some kinda body builder narcisist cause my shirt sleeves are too tight for my size. But its not true!
I train for power and speed cause I can bang out explosive high reps with 225 on the deadlift and I also like long walks on the beach
