Top 5 ways to scare away your roommates from the shared dormitory bathrooms.
5. When in stall, spread peanut butter on wadded up tp. fling tp under stall wall with roommate next door and say, "Excuse me, could you kick that one back over here?"
4. With roommate in next stall, wear goggles and drop a cantaloupe from a height of 7 feet into open toilet bowl. After entry, give thanks to "fiber".
3. Write graffiti on roomies favorite side, saying "For an experienced Wizard call (roommates cell number listed)"
2. Pre-wrap all toilets with saran rap. Give roommate soluble laxative as chocholate shake. Enjoy.
1. Buy chef size squeeze bag of dairy cream, mix with corn starch. Apply mixture generously to roommies favorite toilet and when he asks, just say "I guess I blew it!"
Bonus: Replace roommies bathroom reading material with Playgirl, The Enquirer and Better Living magazines.