Originally Posted by Drache

Yeah I hate when i'm on the way to the 7-11 to get a cherry slurpee and people leap out of the sky with parachuttes and others use a pincer attack and leap out of the sand from all angles to trap me.



Oh you have x-ray vision too? I love that power. I use it to see through clothing and noticed concealed weapons too.



You're much stronger than I am, I usually throw loose change and pocket lint at thier eyes because I cannot lift a Kia.




Oh, thats a shame. I usually find time to shout "Sneaky ninjas, now you must try my rabid otter kung fu!" before pawing at thier eyes and biting thier nipples.



No, but I did learn that in freezing weather, many buttcheeks of bald men shoved up against you can keep you warm throughout the night.



Greetings, and well met. I am a Level 15 Elven Warrior, want to group?