I think I mentioned this somewhere...
but since it's the type of self-depricating humor you've all come to love from me...I might as well re-tell the story.
One night I had a little party at my house. Just a few kids playing presidents and assholes, **** the dealer, and suits, as well as other fun drinking related games. When everyone was pretty plastered, somebody...knowing I had gloves, decided it would be fun if we boxed, including trying to get some of the girls to go at it.
In order to try and convince one of the girls to participate... (here's the REALLY STUPID part) I told her she'd probably kick the other girl's ass, and asked her to punch me in the face as hard as she could so I could see who to bet on.
She slapped me in the ear, as hard as she could, and her hand was cupped JUST right. Instant pain and nausea...but I did go on to knock out another kid minutes later when we started boxing.
The pain lasted for several days, there was drainage, and I had to see a doctor, who told me I'd ruptured my ear drum, but I would regain my hearing in about 2 weeks, and he gave me some antibiotic ear drops so it wouldn't get infected.
So...yeah...the ear thing won't take somebody out of a fight...but it will stun them initially (as well as hurt on the inside like a red headed-waif-orphan-bastard that nobody wants to adopt), and give them some problems for a decent amount of time.
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