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Originally Posted by Sagacious Lu
Do you realize that under that law New Yorkers can still buy all the same foods they can with out it, and that there will be no difference in flavor? Nothing is actually being banned. Anyone that doesn't read about the law and that doesn't work in the food industry won't notice that anything has changed, they'll just have lower cholesterol.
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Same with the new lard law, the raw sugar law, the excessive salt law.
Also, the high impact sports law, driving faster than 55mph law (revisited), four-point harness/child safety seats for everyone law. No toy guns, No candies which can be choked on, no shoes whith heels high enough to hurt your ankles, no shirts which cause undo boobage to distract drivers. NO ATV's, no motorcycles. As a matter of fact, buses and trains only, no cars driven by non-state employees.
Don't forget - mandatory sunglasses, sunscreen, no running with scissors, no eating more than 1500 calories/day without a permit unless on specified holidays. Mandatory carpal tunnel screening, flu shots, tetnus shots, prostate exams and breast cancer screening quarterly at work.
NO teaching martial arts without a state license and annual renewal. No headbutting, kicking a guy while he's down, certainly no eye-gouging or fish hooking. NO Playing with objects which appear to be knives. NO guns, NO batons, NO mace, pepper, No throwing sand, sticks, rocks or chi fireballs. Sixteen ounce gloves only, and then only under adult supervision and no hitting to the head. Absolutely NO rough housing.