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Old 01-09-2007, 04:52 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by nordmann View Post
Again, if you're not a guy who has been hit there, I really don't think it's possible for you to understand how unusual the effect of a hit there is. I've been hit there. I do understand all too well. It doesn't just hurt--it removes your free will and your ability to function in even the most basic ways.

Maybe it happened by accident while doing some jackass stunt, but no man can just reach down and do actual permanent damage his own testicles unless he's totally dusted out on PCP.

Do guys also jam knives into the backs of their eye sockets, disembowel themselves, or calmly roast their skin off with a propane torch on videos on the web? I don't think so.

I have been hit in the nuts, on several occassions, with varying degrees of incapacitation...because it's hard to land a flush shot unless the person on the recieving end is not paying attention.

Yes...they can.

People have done those things, probably not on youtube, but I can cite a number of people who have disembowled themselves, castrated themselves, cut out their eyes, and burned themselves horribly or to death with gasoline.

What about putting cigarettes out on yourself? I knew these kids who used to play "chicken" with a lit smoke...they'd press their forearms together and put the lit smoke in between and lock their fingers so that they wouldn't shake or fidget the smoke off of their arms...and some would have it burn all the way to the end.

What about suspensions? People willingly hang from hooks to induce trance states...this is a modern thing stolen from the Native American Sun Dances and Oh Kee Pa ceremonies and several south-east Asian, Hindu, and obscure Muslim sect's practices.

What about testicle peircings? The Yakuza style pearls...P.A's? Apalangs?
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