You go, grrrl! LOL!
You reminded me of one of my favorite fantasies:
"You hear of someone (usually some celebrity) acting particularly stupid or immoral or vile. You get in your car and drive to the airport, land at some airport close to the perpetrator's place of residence, rent a car and drive for three hours to their home. Walk up to their front door and ring the doorbell. They answer and you confirm their identity;
"Excuse me, are you (
blank)?"
"Yes."
"The same (
blank) who was recently reported to have been caught smoking a crack pipe and talking on your cell phone while driving a car with a back seat full of children, none of them wearing seat belts and when the cop stopped you, you called your lawyer and had the cop suspended without pay?"
"Uh, yes."
SLAP!!!
next stop, lawyer.
BTW- what's
your beef? What brought on your rant?