Or maybe they were beamed up by aliens.
Hold on, there is a case.
Firstly, I am a self declared CIA senior operative, and have been for 600 years.
Secondly, I can say this tripe on a camera whilst wearing a tie.
Third? Where are those men? Are they in your living room now? If not, then what is to say that they are NOT in an alien space craft as they speak?
Lastly, maybe these aliens only have legs. So these guys could not have protected themseleves by an arm bar.
Conclusive proof! |