Allow me to translate to Big Bird...
Bird! You yellow feathered, dickless punk ass! Quit ducking me you seaseme street fetished moron! I challenge you to fight in Rage in the Cage this upcoming month, and I'm going to come out swinging! You better recognize, biatch. Show up or chicken out you chicken ass yellow puppet you!
.......................wait a sec...I broke my hand so I can't fight you there...no no, wait. The manager can't remember my name. So I won't fight. No no, I couldn't get my car started...no no.........
TracyKarate,
All fun aside, this board is not the best place for traditional MA values. You're not the only one who feels the way you do, but here you just have to roll with the punches sometimes. Not a lot of people are that serious. If you're looking for a more traditional atmosphere I'd recommend E-budo. I post there myself from time to time. Post here for fun, post elsewhere if you want very serious discussion (no offense guys

I still love you all.......losers..LOL

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Oh and Big Bird, we can't fight unless you pay me 10,000 dollars.
hahaha
Ryu