O-o-o-o-oK then. Glad we're all in agreement here.
I'm dealing with some Extreme systemic muscle tension and related weirdness, and some things help, but nothing makes it go away.
It's like...you know that knot next to your spine kind of by the middle of the shoulder blade? (I know we all have that one) And how it's always there, and sometime so tight that it goes numb, and makes crunchy noises if you press it? I've got that crawling through the whole left side of my body. It's nuts!