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Originally Posted by Mike Brewer
I'm reminded of a Special Forces buddy of mine nearly getting us carted off a plane on the way back from Korea when the stewardess told him all the knives used in the meal service had been removed for safety reasons. He said "Lady, if I wanted to take this plane, I could do it with or without your silverware."
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Brilliant.
I went to Minneapolis in February, and I realised that I hadn't completed my visa for landing, so I called a stewardess. I asked her if she had a biro, she said yes I do sir, but I can't give it to you for safety reasons. When I looked blank she said added...."you could use it as a weapon".
I smiled and said "Oh, you've seen my website sweetheart".
