Originally Posted by Mike Brewer

DAMN that! Cheap booze? Horseshit!

I'll give up fast food, eating out, even driving. I'll give up my high priced call girls, my expensive internet porn memberships, and my weekly donkey shows. I'll give up my monthly donations to charities and I'll re-use the clothes I'd normally donate to Goodwill, but you can have my cigars and small batch whiskeys when you pry them from my cold dead hands! (R.I.P. Mr. Heston...)