The secret is that before you hit them you have to do some serious tough guy posturing. You can't mess around with this, otherwise the technique will NOT work...but you
do have to take some precautions, otherwise people will think you're gay.
First, you need to get in the other guy's face. You need to stand so close that your noses should almost be touching. If they touch, or if you tongue kiss, it's gay.
Second, you have to glare intensely into the other guy's eyes. Make sure you're glaring and not gazing, otherwise it's gay.
Third, you have to frown. On second thought you should probably make it a scowl just to be safe because if you lose your nerve or get confused while trying to frown you might accidentally end up pouting, and that'd be seriously gay.
A secret trick most of the pros won't tell you about is to cock your head to the side and puff out your chest (remember, no touching!) This makes the technique about twice as effective, but it's risky because if you mess up any of the steps from above it will make you look REALLY gay.
After attaining a supreme posturing stance, you should say something smarmy like "stay away from my girl" or "you wanna go?" Here's another area to watch out for mistakes. If you say "stay away from my guy" or "you wanna go out?" the technique will not work and people will think you're gay.
OK, phew! That was a lot of work, but it's about to pay off! Go ahead and let 'er rip! By this point your posturing should be so powerful that a quick short punch to the stomach will render your hapless foe unconscious for at least 2 minutes. Make sure to spit on your opponent or kick them in the ribs before smugly walking away with your hot cheerleader girlfriend on your arm. Enjoy it while it lasts, though, because your victim will likely be coming back for you at the local karate tournament after studying with an elderly Japanese master and becoming a black belt in only 3 days.
