Most Groan-inducing joke in the world
As many of you know, Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, this gave him very calloused feet. He also eschewed most worldly things, such as a rich diet, so he ate very little, which made him quite frail. His poor diet, however, also gave him pretty bad breath...
which made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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