04-18-2008, 06:25 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: London
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Originally Posted by DickHardman
yeah, its true. you will need to kick very hard because i have steel-forged body from years of martial arts, weight lifting, and a 40+ hour a week manual labor job. i am so buff that if your kick is not hard enough to transfer the kinetic energy through all the layers of thick, hard muscle that have encased my body, your leg will just bounce right off me and ill walk through your kick. or you may even injure your leg on my body, like those videos of the thai boxers breaking their leg on their opponents leg check, except that could happen to you just from hitting my abbs. one time a guy i was sparring with hyperextended his knee when he axe kicked me and brought his leg down on my trapz, the muscle was so concentrated and built up in my trapz that he nearly broke his own leg off on it. true story too.
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i can barely see you through the haze of smoke there dick 
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Originally Posted by Tom Yum
Ghost, you are like rogue from x-men but with a willy.
*drools*
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