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Originally Posted by kingoftheforest
The first set was hilarious but...and by no means am I complaining in any way....
WTF is wrong with you on that second set. Jeebus Crist man.  |
Hey don't blame me, those were jokes from a bunch of Rangers.
There does seem to be shortage of Marine jokes though, guess I should fix that.
Things every Sailor needs to know about the USMC:
Uncle
Sams
Misguided
Children.
Marine: My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.
There are only two things in the Dept.of the Navy with Lids, Garbage cans and Marines.
A little boy is walking down the street when he sees a Marine in full dress uniform leaving a comic book store. The little boy excitedly runs up and begins to question the Marine. "WOW!! Are you a real live Marine that travels to foreign countries and kills people?" The Marine proudly replies "That's right son, wanna wear my hat?" And puts his hat on the little boys head. The little boy is delighted and runs off wearing the Marines hat, he then sees a drunken Sailor stagger out of a bar. The little boy runs up and asks excitedly "Are you a real live Sailor that travels the world and has a girlfriend in every port?" The Sailor says "Dam right, wanna suck my cock?" The little boy says, "Oh, I'm not a Marine, I'm just wearing his hat!"