A leper walks into a bar and sits down beside another patron who's eating nachos. The bartender comes up and asks, "What'll it be?" The leper answers, "I'll have a beer." The bartender comes back with a mug full of beer and looks visibly sick. The leper says, "If I'm bothering you, maybe I should just go." The bartender replies, "No, no, it's not you."
The leper finishes his beer, and calls the bartender over for a second one. The bartender brings it over, and as he hands it to the leper, he visibly retches. The leper says, "You know, if I'm bothering you I'll just leave." The bartender replies, "No, really, it isn't you."
The leper finishes his second beer, and calls the bartender over for another one. This time, as the bartender comes over, he just can't contain himself and doubles over puking all over the floor. The leper says, "You know what, it's summer time and it makes a bad smell, I'll just go." The bartender answers, "No, it really isn't you. The guy next to you is dipping his nachos in your back."
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