Originally Posted by Mike Brewer

Of course, there's always the possibility that you want to take things up a notch. That's where the second suggestion comes in. Juice one of them with the Visine and make sure he goes to the bathroom alone. Follow him in there, and when he's busy puking out his lungs, mash him in the head with something heavy. If you knock him out, make sure to leave him laying on his side so he doesn't die.

It's barbaric and pretty illegal in most places, but it's one of the better ways I know of to ambush.

All of the above is strictly for information purposes, and was designed to show you how silly fighting of this type is.