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Originally Posted by Mike Brewer
In the mean time, I'm going to make two recommendations. First, start carrying a bottle of Visine. The original kind, not a knock-off or a different formula. You work at a bar, and I'm assuming these guys show up to drink, too. Hit their drinks with a good squirt of Visine, and they'll get a serious case of upset stomach. It won't win any fights for you by itself, but it'll send them to the bathroom for sure - and it'll keep them there.
No one likes to be seen hugging the toilet, so there's a strong chance they'll just leave. This was one of the things I used to do to get people to leave without fighting if I thought they were going to be pains in the ass. If violence wasn't justified, just make 'em sick as a dog. In a bar, everyone immediately assumes they just can't hold their liquor and you're in the clear.
Of course, there's always the possibility that you want to take things up a notch. That's where the second suggestion comes in. Juice one of them with the Visine and make sure he goes to the bathroom alone. Follow him in there, and when he's busy puking out his lungs, mash him in the head with something heavy. If you knock him out, make sure to leave him laying on his side so he doesn't die.
It's barbaric and pretty illegal in most places, but it's one of the better ways I know of to ambush.
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I missed this earlier, BAD IDEA!! It's illegal AS HELL and it's also bullshit, Visine does NOT cause these symptoms!!! I've seen this dumbassed wives tale tried many times on board ship, it will cause difficulty in breathing and rectal bleeding and vomiting as well as hospitalizing your victim but it isn't going to happen while you wait in the bar. It WILL get you arrested and sued for poisoning customers assuming they don't just come back and burn the bar down or shoot everyone in it. Self defense this ain't, it's more like suicide.
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Big Isle airman faces court-martial
A jet mechanic could be sentenced
to life in prison if convicted
A Big Island F-15 jet mechanic will face a general court-martial in May for allegedly killing a fellow airman at Kadena Air Base on Okinawa.
In announcing the decision to court-martial Airman 1st Class Damien Kawai for the death of Airman 1st Class Charles Eskew Jr., Brig. Gen. Gary North, commander of Kadena's 18th Wing, said: "Kadena Air Base officials are following appropriate military legal procedures to preserve the integrity of the proceedings. It remains critically important that these proceedings be as thorough as possible to ensure fairness for all parties involved."
Air Force officials had the option of pursuing the death penalty in the case but now say that Kawai faces a maximum penalty of life in prison without the possibility of parole if convicted.
Both Kawai and Eskew were assigned to the 18th Maintenance Squadron at Kadena Air Base.
Kawai has been in pretrial confinement since Nov. 19 as a result of an investigation by the Air Force Office of Special Investigations. Eskew was found dead in his dormitory room Nov. 17.
Kawai, 19, also is charged with the theft of some of Eskew's belongings and impeding investigators.
At a six-hour pretrial hearing Feb. 18 at Kadena, Air Force Special Agent Clifford Minor testified that Kawai, a 2000 Pahoa High School graduate, confessed to killing Eskew.
Minor said Kawai wrote in a statement that he put Visine eye drops in Eskew's beer, causing Eskew to vomit and have difficulty breathing.