Big Pimp:
Yo BB, that hoops league reminds me of when a former employer signed the office scrubs up for an EXECUTIVE LEAGUE. This league was sweet... indoor gym, glass boards, and NBA and PAC-10 referees every game. The league fee was $3000 a team.
I was the second tallest at 6'0, and I play outside. The tallest was a 6'3 250 lb 50 year old accountant, with a 2" vert. Let me preface by saying, after numerous injuries, you can barely fit a shadow under my vert also.
The best player on our team was a 5'7", 140 Vietnamese rockabilly cat with a sweet pompadour. Most of the other teams suited up 5 to 7 different 6'4" + monsters. We got killed in every game.
One game, our SHAQUILLE-like bean-counter went up for a sickly layup that got pinned to the board by some 6'6" grasshopper.... He complained to the ref (Leon Wood, NBA ref) who responded... "that wouldn't happen if you didn't take that shit up so weak!!!"
There's my organized hoops experience... I am pretty good at "H-O-R-S-E" & "Around The World" tho!!!
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-EJ
"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentation of the women!" - Conan The Barbarian
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