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Gargoyle · 10-21-2000, 04:58 PM

Remember Berl Ives speaking for the trembling Snowman in the Christmas classid, Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer, saying "Tell me when it's all over"...

That's how I imagine the grappler after seizing a manly chest, hugging it to within sniffing range, pushing him horizontal to the poppy fields.

"Ohh.....GOD...." is what Tom Cruise said in Risky Business, descending the steps in terror as the prostitute waited at the door. This expression is also what most grapplers murmur under the craven, shallow breath as they step to the center of the ring with Daddy, seizing him in an Oedipal effort...

When you're ****ing pissed at someone, you fantasize about beating him down...not scooting to the 69 position, justifying such an inglorious and public exhibition with "I wanted to work on my Kimura..."

A little known fact - Kimura was a switch hitter who spent hours with his "little Tanto's" finding submissions from that north-south position.

Losers...

10-21-2000, 04:58 PM	#81 (permalink)
Gargoyle Novice Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 399 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer Remember Berl Ives speaking for the trembling Snowman in the Christmas classid, Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer, saying "Tell me when it's all over"... That's how I imagine the grappler after seizing a manly chest, hugging it to within sniffing range, pushing him horizontal to the poppy fields. "Ohh.....GOD...." is what Tom Cruise said in Risky Business, descending the steps in terror as the prostitute waited at the door. This expression is also what most grapplers murmur under the craven, shallow breath as they step to the center of the ring with Daddy, seizing him in an Oedipal effort... When you're ****ing pissed at someone, you fantasize about beating him down...not scooting to the 69 position, justifying such an inglorious and public exhibition with "I wanted to work on my Kimura..." A little known fact - Kimura was a switch hitter who spent hours with his "little Tanto's" finding submissions from that north-south position. Losers...