Roy Gaflaer

You guys are right I am a loser. I didn't get my blue belt from Royce and I've never even met him. I learned all my Jiu Jitsu from the Gracie tape sets, other tapes sets, the internet, and the rest I just made up as I went along. I've been passing myself off as a blue belt and certified instructor under Royce to my boys for awhile now. I feel terrible. I'm a fraud. If my boys ever found out I was a fake, I don't know what I'd do.
I am skilled though. I have natural ability and I'm a great teacher. I'm right, Gracie Jiu Jitsu is the best and I know it. Watching the UFC and Royce is all the proof I need. His movement is so beautiful and flowing. Simple yet graceful.

My name is Roy Gaflaer and I am not a troll. I am a real person with feelings. I have a passion for Gracie Jiu Jitsu that is beyond what most people feel. One day I will train with Royce. He will see the beauty in me and my technique. He will see my potenial. We will share a special bond, I know it. We will become training partners and best friends and I will be the next great warrior of Gracie Jiu Jitsu. I believe this. It is my fate, my destiny. I was born with the name Roy, like Royce. There was a reason for this. Even before I knew what Gracie Jiu Jitsu was, I was a naturally gifted grappler. I was always able to wrap a man up like a boa constrictor and I had a sixth sense for attacking his weak points and knowing his body. It was always a talent of mine, a gift from god, like Rickson.

You may laugh at me and call me names, but one day when my destiny is realized you will fear me and respect me.