Actually I think the scenario is more likely to go like this:
The ninja is sitting in a bar with his girlfriend, drinking a zima, when a guy in his early 20s, about 6'2, 200 pounds, starts making fun of the ninja's haircut. So the ninja tells the guy to **** off, and that gets him mad so he gets in the ninja's face and threatens to beat him up. If the ninja backs down now, he will appear to be a wimp in front of his girlfriend, and wimps turn his girlfriend off. It makes her not want to have sex. So the ninja gets up and begins to use his ninjitsu against this bully. Assuming the bully knows no martial arts, what happens next?
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