Even if you are a decorated war hero who was serving our country before I was born, I still say Oregon City sucks!
95, that was pre MA for me....

When are you coming back?
$600 a day? That's too rich for my blood. Maybe if I keep talkin' trash OLD MAN, I can get my ass kicked lessons for free???
Wait a minute, are you telling me my virtual ninja skills aren't as important as I think they are?
Dang....
Spanky