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ryanhall · 12-12-2002, 11:35 PM

Good in theory, but no.
1) Ice hurts a lot to fall on
2) The big guys protect the best players on the team--you didn't ever see wayne gretzky fighting, did you?
3) You can't pull that fancy submission stuff while you and your opponent are in pads
4) There isn't enough time to do that
5) Try to put someone in the guard, and you'll end up slicing their face in two with your skate. They will in turn take their stick and colostomize you with it
6) Most people would rather spend their time practicing to score goals than working out how to beat someone in a low probability fight that lasts 10 seconds and involves little risk of injury

12-12-2002, 11:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
ryanhall Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 1,247 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Good in theory, but no. 1) Ice hurts a lot to fall on 2) The big guys protect the best players on the team--you didn't ever see wayne gretzky fighting, did you? 3) You can't pull that fancy submission stuff while you and your opponent are in pads 4) There isn't enough time to do that 5) Try to put someone in the guard, and you'll end up slicing their face in two with your skate. They will in turn take their stick and colostomize you with it 6) Most people would rather spend their time practicing to score goals than working out how to beat someone in a low probability fight that lasts 10 seconds and involves little risk of injury __________________ "Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"