I'm gonna be like this: Karate Gi, soaked with fake blood, knuckle pads as well. Some friends will put makeup on me so I get blue eyes and swollen facial tissue. We will also paint cuts all over my skull and let fake blood run in all directions to give the impression that I have taken a beating both standing and on the ground. Maybe I will put something in my nostril to make the nose look broken and crooked, I don't know if that's possible. Soon, I will start drinking heavily and start doing flashy ninja moves with my little gloves and throw sloppy, powerless leg kicks on everyone I meet. I think It will turn out quite funny, will you guys do any MMA related stuff for tonight?
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