Being the giver that I am, I feel compelled to try and solve the language barrier that is clouding the relationship between Duchman and the English speaking community that resides on this board. Towards that effort I would like to provide the following link for English to Dutch translation.
http://www.notam.uio.no/~hcholm/altlang/ht/Dutch.html
With this link you too will be able to tell Duchman exactly what you are thinking and have nothing lost in the translation. Here is a brief sampling of some of the invaluable phrases and words you too can learn!
Afzuigen = BJ
Beffen = the uh… female counterpart
Bokkelul = Insult: jack ass, scum bucket
broekhoesten = to fart
drol, de = a piece of human excrement
een nummertje maken = to copulate
flikker = A homosexual
These are just a few of the hundreds of invaluable words and phrases contained in this treasure trove of bilingual communication! Give, give, give. I should have gone into international diplomacy.
[Edited by Mickey Finn on 09-29-2000 at 01:14 PM]