The Rock would win. He is the biggest and strongest by far, and the others are martial showmen. He doesn't need to know anything tricky, as he could just pick them up and toss them. It's not like he's fighting professionals here.
Jet Li: Very acrobatic tiny Chinaman who is a practitioner of Wushu (martial acrobatics). Way too small, and not a practitioner of a real combat discipline. No way.
Steven Seagal: Aikido for a straight-out fight. Need I say more?
Jean Claude Van Damme: Whimp in good shape. Knocked out by his own bodyguard for being disrespectful to a woman if I remember correctly.
Karate Kid guy: Probably dead.
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