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osopardo · 07-27-2003, 09:28 PM

Incredibly interesting picture... Is it a woman or a long-haired man? Is this a racial thing or a rape thing? Why are all the white guys behind the victim bailing out? Could they actually be dancing, not fighting? Did I feed the cat?

Anywhoo, as my old man used to say, "Anything that happens to you in this life is basically a result of your own actions. It's all your fault! No matter what!" - She shouldnt have been there!

Having said that - ok you ARE there and not only are you outnumbered you're physically weaker than the weakest one of them. What do you do? Running is not always feasible. I humbly propose the following course of action only as a last resort (which looks like what the person in the photo is facing).

Remember always that while you may seem weaker than your opponent there are parts of you that are stronger than parts of him. His arm may be stronger than your arm but his eyeball is weaker than your fingernail, his throat weaker than your thumb, his groin weaker than your knee.

My recommendation is to grab the nearest attacker to you and go totally feral on him. I mean forget all the stuff you've been training for years on and grab him, scream your bloody head off (Something like "RAPE!!! HELP!!! POLICE!!! FIRE!!!") while gouging his eyes out (and I do mean ripping the eyeballs out of their sockets and tossing them onto the pavement) biting pieces of his face off (the Mike Tyson defense)and any other way to get your point across that you are not worthwhile prey.

While you are thus occupied the others may be also attacking you (maybe not with as much zeal). Ignore them if you can. Focus on your one target. If he gets away, grab the next one and repeat the process. Let their blood flow freely. This whole thing should look apallingly wet and sloppy and lethal and insane to them.

You may not win, but neither will they. Hopefully, the police will show up before you kill anyone.

07-27-2003, 09:28 PM	#12 (permalink)
osopardo Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hurricane Alley Posts: 170,033 Posts: 1,920 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Incredibly interesting picture... Is it a woman or a long-haired man? Is this a racial thing or a rape thing? Why are all the white guys behind the victim bailing out? Could they actually be dancing, not fighting? Did I feed the cat? Anywhoo, as my old man used to say, "Anything that happens to you in this life is basically a result of your own actions. It's all your fault! No matter what!" - She shouldnt have been there! Having said that - ok you ARE there and not only are you outnumbered you're physically weaker than the weakest one of them. What do you do? Running is not always feasible. I humbly propose the following course of action only as a last resort (which looks like what the person in the photo is facing). Remember always that while you may seem weaker than your opponent there are parts of you that are stronger than parts of him. His arm may be stronger than your arm but his eyeball is weaker than your fingernail, his throat weaker than your thumb, his groin weaker than your knee. My recommendation is to grab the nearest attacker to you and go totally feral on him. I mean forget all the stuff you've been training for years on and grab him, scream your bloody head off (Something like "RAPE!!! HELP!!! POLICE!!! FIRE!!!") while gouging his eyes out (and I do mean ripping the eyeballs out of their sockets and tossing them onto the pavement) biting pieces of his face off (the Mike Tyson defense)and any other way to get your point across that you are not worthwhile prey. While you are thus occupied the others may be also attacking you (maybe not with as much zeal). Ignore them if you can. Focus on your one target. If he gets away, grab the next one and repeat the process. Let their blood flow freely. This whole thing should look apallingly wet and sloppy and lethal and insane to them. You may not win, but neither will they. Hopefully, the police will show up before you kill anyone. __________________ Le Bear Extraordinaire! *Mike Brewer's 2008 Athleticon Challenge!!!* Pushups Completed: 5 1/2 Situps Completed: Does using my hands count?