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Old 07-30-2003, 02:08 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Originally posted by jules

Mas has fought people....
Yeah, but I thought I established that Mas was crazy. I mean he killed a guy in a street fight because he was hitting on a chick. He beat the crap out of one of his superior officers in the air force. The dude attacked TREES AND ROCKS! He fought bulls barehanded. He got gored by a bull, was in the hospital for six months, and then came back to fight more bulls. Did I mention he attacked inanimate objects in the forest for months on end? I think he was enamored of the Prussian Empire too. I mean, sure, Mas was a super badass, but half of that comes from being totally insane. Don't fight guys that attack rocks, its just a bad idea. Or guys that fight bulls without swords.

Sure, maybe Bruce didn't go around attacking rocks and killing guys in streetfights, but who cares? Everyone who sparred with him was impressed. And its not like he ever had to fight rocks or bulls. Or trees.
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