I was in a mcdonalds and a homeless person demanded that I give him the hamburgler figurine that came with my happy meal
when I refused he took out a samurai sword and threatened to chop my head off so I was forced to give it to him I felt shamed degraded and violated I should have bought a big Mac maxi meal but I wanted a toy to play with since I don't have any friends
many homeless people are diabolical ronin who were samurais who having betrayed their masters were chased away to roam the surface of the earth like Quai Chang Cain and swore alliegance to satan in order to have super powers to help them to survive an army of christian ninjas needs to be created in order to fight this terrible threat to good hamburger eating free market democratic christians everywhere
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