It said in the sunday paper that swine that weigh under 180 lbs.
are classified as pigs, and that swine over 180 lbs. are classified as hogs. I know there is lots of joke material here so just go ahead and make your up own .
I have to call my old girlfreinds up and see what they weigh!
I wonder if I can use that information as a pick-up line tonight? |