My friend was asking me about Thailand and said he had a book written by a really good fighter guy called Pedro someone. I said "it wasn't Pedro Villalobos was it?" He said "Yes, Dave. Yes it was. How did you know?".
I smugly told him that I had been hanging out with Pedro in Chiang Mai here and there for a few weeks.
My friend was like WHAAAAAT? and I was like
I'm so cool (agree with me, please. Don't spoil the moment)