"Oi you ya [Censored Censored], gimme all ya fackin money or i'll kick ya fackin head in"
"Excuse me Mr Mugger, would you mind stepping onto this grappling mat and putting this Gi on so I can take you down to the floor and out you in an armbar"
"NO. BANG"
*starts crying* "He's nicked mi wallet, he's nicked mi wallet"
[Edited by Szczepankiewicz]