11-04-2003, 05:58 PM
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Re: When I met the BJJ Brothers
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Originally posted by SanShou
Quite a few years ago, I was SPANKING THE MONKEY in my BATHROOM, and was told about some South Americans giving BJ lessons in the aerobic room. I go to check it out. The people giving it were all brothers. I didn't have a shirt on and I could tell the Gracie's were sizing me up, EVEN THOUGH I AM HUNG LIKE A SQUIRREL. I knew when they said they were going to demonstrate their techniques on someone they would pick me. My chiselled rock hard body always seemed to make TRANSVESTITES try out their LICKS on me for some reason.
Anyways, the main guy (Horse or something like that) wanted me to try to prevent him from tackling me and GETTING ME IN NORTH_SOUTH POSITION. I was like "Hey man, you can't weigh more than 170 pounds; you are going to get yourself hurt with those spaghetti arms." THEN I REALIZED WHY THEY CALL HIM HORSE!! I was just kidding around with them, but they all wanted to try and act macho. I am standing there and he does some kick to me knee and then charges in trying to tackle me. I underhook his LEGS and kind of shoot my BUTTOCKS back to block him. I finally push him away and he gets angry. I hear the old man start yelling in some language that I don't understand and it starts to make me kind of angry (I rage easy) because I can't understand. The Horse guy is like "One more time!"
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Uhh...ok.
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