I got my ass kicked in Amsterdam the other day. I was there on business and I was taking this back alley for a short cut, when suddenly a group of 16 year old white faygs wearing wooden shoes jumped me!
They tied me down and took turns tickeling my nether regions with colorful tulips until I cried "Unkle Hans"!
Then they made me smoke hishash and watch them touch each others buttocks with the tender touch that only a whit gay fayg from their land can do.
Luckily I escaped, but never again will I travel to the tough streets of that dangerous land!
-JCameron
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