Fights I'd like to see!

[Tom Yum]

Semmy Schilt vs. Wladimir Klitschko (K-1)

Klitschko's upright pro-boxing style would mix well with Schilt. Both men are giants; I heard that Klitschko was a journey man kickboxer at one time. Regardless he has heart and ferocious jab and hook. Schilt can kick pretty high.

Ernesto Hoost vs. Francois Botha (K-1)

Hoost has pretty sharp boxing skills, but those alone wouldn't be a match against the white buffalo. I want to see Botha deal with Hoosts leg kicks and knees. At the same time, I'd like to see how Hoost boxing holds up to Botha's. Hoost is an offensive fighter whose only weakness is a fighter large enough to deal equal power (Sapp). I think a Hoost/Botha fight would be non-stop action.

Cung Le vs. Roy Jones Jr. (San Shou)

Ok, Cung Le is about 15lbs lighter than RJJ, but its not going to stop his ability to execute slams into the mat. Roy Jones will sting him hard with his tatoo gun jabs. Can Cung get the clinch? If he can, he can get the throw.

Cro-Cop vs. Mike Tyson (K-1)

Too savage guys going at it. South paw distance fighter vs orthodox in fighter. Cro Cop would have to circle around the ring to avoid Tyson's bombs and counter attack with leg kick, punch combos of his own. Tyson will hit his body and hit it hard; we can't forget Hoost decked Cro-Cop with a right cross to the trunk.

For an exhibition match....

Emin Boztepe vs. Oscar De lahoya

This fight would never happen. But it would be the first kung-fu vs. boxing exhibition match ever. Rules allowing punches and kicks (not to the groin).

[Thai Bri]

Falcon and Eddie Murphy. They've already met, as Eddie picked him up in his car once.

On a serious note, Ryan Hall and GracieAustin. Combatives Vs GJJ. NO rules, but I have the power to say "tick! you're alright now" and heal any injuries. I don't wnat any forum member hurt, after all.

Me Vs MuayThaiFighter. He will finally see that you have to actually train to be a fighter, and not just talk about it. I'll still have the power to "tick", but probably would let him suffer.

George Bush and Osama Bin Laden. One of them lives in the wilderness, and has done for years. The other nearly got taken out by a pretzel. No prizes for guessing who would win that one.

[huey]

yoda vs darth vader

let that arrogant little pigmy run, jump, roll, and flip for his life.

dick york and dick seargent from bewitched (if they were still alive)

let's just see who is the better dick.

christina aguilera and brittany spears

who cares who wins

real fights i would like to see happen:

wladimir klitchko and lennox lewis

lennox was ducking him long before his older brother was placed into their match.

bernard hopkins and roy jones jr. rematch

i think jones is about the biggest case of a good fighter fighting nobody's the sport has seen and bernard would finish victorious. 70/30! hopkins should take it.

me and the guy using my social security number in arizona. may happen soon.

[adacas]

Tyson vs a Gracie
I would like to see Tyson bit his way outa that.

Santa Claus vs. Jesus
Oh wait that was an episode of southpark!

[Tom Yum]

Well we've allready seen Spanky vs 2 hooters girls in a kiddie pool of KY jelly.

Turing vs Kevin Green -

our young journeyman boxer/movie theater usher vs the born again troll judoka, Kevin. I predict Turin will throw a barrage of straights which Kevin Green will run into as he tries to get a good throw.

Cakegirl vs. Jared Extreme -

Jared has been dreaming about this one for some time now! Here's the catch: both Jared and Cakegirl are blind folded and must fight in a mud bath. Not tickling aloud.

[Szczepankiewicz]

Well we've allready seen Spanky vs 2 hooters girls in a kiddie pool of KY jelly.

You'll never top that match up.

[hEmPY]

Ultimate Fights:
Tyson v Sapp
Lewis v Oyama
R Jones Jr v Vitaly Klitschko!
Both owns