The Ultimate in Martial Arts

**Oraenor** · 09-30-2004, 09:28 AM

Does anyone have any that they would like to share here?

spispraflax · 10-15-2009, 05:52 AM

Yes. I agree with you.
Can anyone help us?
Pls join to forum. You can happy for funny story.

Da Pope · 10-15-2009, 06:57 AM

Must resist urge to post KOTF video...must resist....

JOKING JOKING PLEASE NO MORE NEG REP hehehehe

mellow · 10-15-2009, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Da Pope

Must resist urge to post KOTF video...must resist....

JOKING JOKING PLEASE NO MORE NEG REP hehehehe

let's see your video hotshot

Da Pope · 10-15-2009, 08:25 AM

eeeeeeeeeeeek

*runs away*

**kingoftheforest** · 10-15-2009, 11:48 AM

LOL. I love people who make fun.

I've used my art in situations that meritted it outside of the gym or dojo.

If you filmed it, it would look sloppy ugly and brutal.

Real fights aren't smooth or fancy like on T.V.

A lot of people don't understand this, they get into a fight and try to do a pretty form and get their ass kicked.

The major problem is they blame the art and not thir own ineptitude or inexpierence.

What I do looks foreign to gym fighters and LARPers because it is foreign. It's actual fighting, not sport, not art.

Tom Yum · 10-22-2009, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Oraenor

Does anyone have any that they would like to share here?

Me n my homies tried to show off on video...

YouTube - The Worst Kung Fu Movie Auditons EVER!!

Da Pope · 10-22-2009, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by kingoftheforest

LOL. I love people who make fun.

.....

It's actual fighting, not sport, not art.

and all fights start standing right?

jubaji · 10-22-2009, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by kingoftheforest

I've used my art in situations that meritted it outside of the gym or dojo.

..............

Do tell.

**kingoftheforest** · 10-22-2009, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by jubaji

..............

Do tell.

Not for you pencil theory, suplex boy.

jubaji · 10-22-2009, 12:07 PM

C'mon, don't be shy.

Tokyo Kid · 10-22-2009, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by kingoftheforest

What I do looks foreign to gym fighters and LARPers because it is foreign. It's actual fighting, not sport, not art.

That's the funniest kung fu story I'v ever heard! To think, in all my years, I have never until now seen what real fighting looks like. Boy, the jokes on me I guess. And all those boxers, muay thai, esrima, kung fu, karate, etc. guys who thought they knew how to fight, egg on their face boy oh boy!

Jeez, I keep telling myself to leave the poor guy alone, but when he posts nonsense like that, I just can't help it!

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kingoftheforest King (of the forest) Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In the forest of course Posts: 2,279 Groans: 2 Groaned at 9 Times in 9 Posts	LOL. I love people who make fun. I've used my art in situations that meritted it outside of the gym or dojo. If you filmed it, it would look sloppy ugly and brutal. Real fights aren't smooth or fancy like on T.V. A lot of people don't understand this, they get into a fight and try to do a pretty form and get their ass kicked. The major problem is they blame the art and not thir own ineptitude or inexpierence. What I do looks foreign to gym fighters and LARPers because it is foreign. It's actual fighting, not sport, not art. __________________ Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table. Because he only recognizes the element of surprise. You're the man , I'm the King.

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