BoarSpear

My advice? leave the freakin monkey ALONE!! And for gods sake dont put one in a shaolin uniform

Although he might be funny with one of those one side of the head shaved and the other dyed some stupid color like the Ufc crowd likes you know a little "no fear" shirt with something like 'don't spank the monkey" on the back

gong fu

hey man i don see the harm in getting him a little shaolin uniform, and ok i wont hinder his natural abilities but he gets to watch me train and my training partners also, and he will probably pick up a few things by just watching and mimmicking us,

and i dont like the idea of the multi coloured hair, but cant you picture the little guy in a shaolin uniform or standard black gong fu uniform, doing little drills and stances training with little monkey sized weapons, i have a tanto he could probably wield, bt i would have to watch out for a leemur supprise attacking me from the shadows of my house, but it would make things more interesting, could be good self defence training, having to constantly be on gaurd for a psycotic sword wielding gong fu leemur, maybe he can train other monkeys and they can teach humans there ways when we visit there temple,


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BoarSpear

So are you smoking blunts or bongin it?

gong fu

niether just regular J's i havent got that much weed left. but regardless! i think its a good idea about the leemur especially with the part about the uniform.


you know if you see a gong fu leemur in a shaolin uniform in real life training next to you, it would draw your attention and fascinate every martial artist, my motive may indeed be a selfish one, but damnit this will be cool shit.


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BoarSpear

HEHEHe just givin ya shit man...but keep the monkey outta your stash Can't you see your monkey after a coupla gravity bong hits ...then he would wanna play better hide them knives...can you imagine a monkey on speed

gong fu

yeah i wont give the monkey any herbs or anything like that, i should be ongaurd with the weapons aswell, what kinda weapons do you think a smallish type monkey could wield most effectively?


i think he would look good in a little ninja outfi aswell jumping about on the rootops.

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BoarSpear

Well by all means arm him with GJJ and straight razors if you want a trunk monkey body guard. Maybe you could start the home defense by pet ninja monkeys craze.

gong fu

hey thats not a bad idea, if i was a burglar and some guy had a couple of psycotic martial art sword wielding monkeys guarding around inside the house i would think twice about entering, i would prefer to take out old fido, than take on a razy little monkey with a shank.


peace.

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BoarSpear

what youre gonna WARN people you've got pet ninja monkey gaurds screw that...set up video cameras...leave the door unlocked

just be sure to put out youre caution bad monkeys sign.

Hell come to think of it, mention the ninja monkeys on the sign, no one will believe it anyway.

Oraenor

WTF is that pick about? It looks like a horney meercat out on a rampage! I think people should incorporate biting into their art before making some new animal which makes little sense in doing.

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gong fu

i dont understand what your talking about? look at all of the pictures theres about 8, and this animal could learn martial arts, i can tell just by how intelligent it is and its form and posture.



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Oraenor

Posture? My dog can get into that posture when it wants a treat. Frilled neck lizzards in australia can stand on 2 feet.dolphins and killer whales are intelligent but cant walk on 2 feet. some dinosaurs walked on 2 feet.... This is irrelevant to whether an animal can do martial arts or not nor its intelligence. To me, animals that do martial arts I believe think they're doing tricks for a reward (as of most humans as well). The differnce between a human and other animals doing martial arts is that humans will do it without a reward.

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BoarSpear

alright now, I already said its a bad idea, leave the monkey alone...you dont wanna listen. So since i dont want you to go about it half assed, a few suggestions. 1) install a tv and dvd player where you can play the 3 stooges for it in a 24 hour loop. 2) Get some absinthe, dont skimp get the stuff with a high thujone content...and 3) dont forget the live video feed for the rest of us

gong fu

so your saying your dog can get intoo those postures? i dont think so man, and if animals dont do martial arts, what about the chimp then he seems to like doing it, and that is a dancing leemur, it enjoys dancing you can tell, why are your posts so negative what is your problem man you confuse me with your constant negativety as a martial artist you should be more posative, negative Qi isnt a good thing you should know this, negative intentions have bad effects yi ?


peace,

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gong fu

seriously look at all of the horrible things been done too animals on huma part, and me and my wife are just one couple who wants a monkey or leemur, and i happen to want to put it in a martial arts uniform and teach it a few things, is this really such a bad thing? i m a very caring persona nd i love animals, i would makesure its very very happy, and if its not happy i will set it free, or if its not ready to go back int he wild give it to a monkey reserve,

whats the beef with putting my damn monkey in a shaolin uniform and making him kick some ass on the street and recording it with a cam,

oreanor i will set my psycotic monkey on your ass and show you he can kick some ass, and make him shank you dog too,

peace

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