My testicles (seriously please help)

[Brak86]

Hello fellow martial artists. In the past 2 months ive been sparring , and ive gotten hit in the balls 4 times. 3 of them werent bad but one left me with a pain for a few days. Is this very bad? or normal? will i lose sensation/fertility in my groin area or not? has this happened to any of u all?

[Tom Yum]

Buy a protective cup. You don't want to get hit in the jewels too often.

[Brak86]

what can happen i do get hit there too often? ill buy a cup now.

[osopardo]

If you injure anything often enough, eventually it stops working the way it's supposed to.





I once knew a man with one testicle named Smith.
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[Brak86]

shit now im worried

[Thai Bri]

Theres a great chance that you are already permanently damaged and will fire blanks for the rest of your life.









Only joking.

[Brak86]

i guess ill buy a jock strap and cup now

[osopardo]

I never learned the name of his other testicle.



















Get it? ...Testicle named Smith? Other testicle?





I crack myself up!

[Brak86]

damnit osopardo...here i am, worrying about my ball while ure here cracking a joke mr. smith is a little sore right now eheh. damnit

[Thai Bri]

I have no sympathy. After all, I've had a vasectomy. Now that IS pain.

[osopardo]

Sorry, dude. Put a washcloth that's been dampened with cold water on "Mr. Smith". The compress should be cool, not cold. It may ease any soreness and reduce imflammation.

And be more careful who you spar with! In the years I've been sparring, I've been kicked or hit in the groin maybe two or three times at the most. Your sparring partners are not normally supposed to hit you there, so somebody's not being careful and doing what they should.

Take care!

[osopardo]

Originally Posted by Thai Bri

///I've had a vasectomy. Now that IS pain.

I was promised more uninhibited, passionate and frequent sex if I did that. How'd it work out for you afterwards?

[Brak86]

Originally Posted by Thai Bri

I have no sympathy. After all, I've had a vasectomy. Now that IS pain.

im not pissed/upset about the pain. That i can handle...im talkin about any long-term effects other than potentially getting infertile.

[osopardo]

"other than getting infertile" - I honestly don't know. If the pain persists for too long you should see a doctor.

And don't try to be a tough guy and take the attitude that you can "handle the pain". A lot of guys do that and ignore the perfectly good alarm system nature built into us and then the problem becomes worse 'cause they didn't take care of it early on.

Of course in your case it may be a cumulative thing; you got hit, then you got hit, then you got hit and finally the pain starts to concern you. Sounds like there's been no chance given to recuperate. If it weren't your testicles, but some other part of your body it would still be the same thing.

[Thai Bri]

Originally Posted by osopardo

I was promised more uninhibited, passionate and frequent sex if I did that. How'd it work out for you afterwards?

Great. I have sex with myself every day.

Have you heard the one about the guy who came home to find his wife naken in bed with another man? He got out his gun, stood the other guy up, and aimed the gun at his testicles.

"You can't do this to me" says the naked guy"Surely you should give me some kind of chance".

"OK" says our cuckolded husband. "Swing 'Em".