My evil plan....

Broadsword2004 · 02-27-2005, 06:56 AM

Okay, I read an article by a guy who did this, and he said it worked; basically, you buy two boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts, one full of the plain kind that are just sugar-coated and then one box of the very nice sugar-frosted, chocolate frosting-covered with sprinkles donuts. Take them home and put them into your refrigerator to preserve them. The next day, wake up early in the morning and heat them in the microwave to bring back that fresh-baked goodness smell. Then drive to one of those fancy gyms with all the high-tech fitness equipment and such and take the boxes in, and set 'em down somewhere near where folks will be working out. Do this EARLY so people won't see you. Hopefully they will still be hot when you get there.

Open them up, then go start working out yourself and watch the havoc!!

The guy who did this said it drove all the would-be fitness seekers nuts

SamuraiGuy · 02-27-2005, 10:44 AM

lol that sounds pretty funny... but who would want a dirty krispy kreme donut... .... TIM HORTONS FOREVER!!!!! (go canada) I literally peed on a box of krispy kreme donuts once... foul donuts....

Tom Yum · 02-27-2005, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SamuraiGuy

I literally peed on a box of krispy kreme donuts once... foul donuts....

And you wasted a dozen, uneaten donuts...........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Broadsword2004 · 02-27-2005, 09:57 PM

Personally, I like Krispy Kreme better than Tim Horton's.

Garland · 02-27-2005, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom Yum

And you wasted a dozen, uneaten donuts...........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I don't believe he wasted them. He probably just donated them to the local Boy Scouts that happened to be collecting change that day...here you go kids...yum yum.

SamuraiGuy · 02-28-2005, 05:33 PM

Its not a waste.. those foul donuts deserve to be pissed on... trust me I'm all for donuts.. Im prolly going to even become a cop... but krispy kreme is foul.. and makes foul donuts... and thats just wrong.. foul foul donuts!

Tom Yum · 02-28-2005, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SamuraiGuy

Its not a waste.. those foul donuts deserve to be pissed on... trust me I'm all for donuts.. Im prolly going to even become a cop... but krispy kreme is foul.. and makes foul donuts... and thats just wrong.. foul foul donuts!

Never met a donut I didn't like. Dang your picky.

polegirl · 03-01-2005, 12:22 AM

Well being Australian I have no idea what Tom Horton's are, but we have Krispy Kreme (they opened up here last year) and I must say they are delicious. My friends and I believe the secret ingredient in Krispy Kreme's must be heroin as they are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo GOOD!!!! The only thing I would complain about is that they put the fat content on the back of the box, which I SO do not want to know!!!

Broadsword2004 · 03-01-2005, 12:22 AM

Yeah jeez, a donuts is a donut pretty much. It's a ring of dough that's fried in fat and then flavored with sugar and frosting and so forth, and that's even. All Krispy Kreme does to make their donuts so great is they cover every inch of their donuts with sugar frosting, and then for their chocolate-covered ones with sprinkles, those are covered with the sugar-frosting still, the chocolate, and the sprinkles, and thus folks love them.

They are absolutely terrible for your health though.

Broadsword2004 · 03-01-2005, 12:23 AM

Damn polegirl, you stretched out your post box!

Tom Yum · 03-01-2005, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Broadsword2004

Damn polegirl, you stretched out your post box!

Hey now, let's keep this under an R rating now......

See you next time Polegirl

Ryo · 03-01-2005, 11:22 AM

You have not had a Krispy Kreme until you actually go to a Krispy Kreme factory and eat one that had just been made. Krispy Kremes in boxes in grocery stores are not Krispy Kremes. They are Krunchy Kracky unKool Kremes.

The Krispy Kreme factory I used to go to had all these nice handicapped spots in the front for the local diabetics. Good ol' Krispy Kreme.

kckbxblnd · 03-01-2005, 11:51 AM

Eat Your Heart's Out, Without the calories!

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...eme_wxs601.jpg

Enjoy!
Love,
Kick Box Blonde

Hikage · 03-01-2005, 01:30 PM

"You can't eat a doughnut on an empty stomach."

-Hikage

SamuraiGuy · 03-01-2005, 07:13 PM

I still say their foul donuts....

02-27-2005, 06:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
Broadsword2004 Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 579	My evil plan.... Okay, I read an article by a guy who did this, and he said it worked; basically, you buy two boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts, one full of the plain kind that are just sugar-coated and then one box of the very nice sugar-frosted, chocolate frosting-covered with sprinkles donuts. Take them home and put them into your refrigerator to preserve them. The next day, wake up early in the morning and heat them in the microwave to bring back that fresh-baked goodness smell. Then drive to one of those fancy gyms with all the high-tech fitness equipment and such and take the boxes in, and set 'em down somewhere near where folks will be working out. Do this EARLY so people won't see you. Hopefully they will still be hot when you get there. Open them up, then go start working out yourself and watch the havoc!! The guy who did this said it drove all the would-be fitness seekers nuts __________________ "NOTE - never piss off a guy who can clean in excess of 350lbs as the upward pulling motion transfers very nicely to the atomic wedgie" - lifter

02-27-2005, 10:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
SamuraiGuy Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,865	lol that sounds pretty funny... but who would want a dirty krispy kreme donut... .... TIM HORTONS FOREVER!!!!! (go canada) I literally peed on a box of krispy kreme donuts once... foul donuts.... __________________ "a few User CP's that are pretty significant ones(like a BoarSpear or SamuraiGuy one). " - GracieHunter I choke people, I dont poke people. -- Me Were you born to resist or be abused? I swear I'll never give in, I refuse. -- Foo Fighters I want a girl that spends more time on her back than Royce Gracie. I'll knee you in the face like your name was Josh Koschek -- Me

02-27-2005, 09:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
Broadsword2004 Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 579	Personally, I like Krispy Kreme better than Tim Horton's. __________________ "NOTE - never piss off a guy who can clean in excess of 350lbs as the upward pulling motion transfers very nicely to the atomic wedgie" - lifter

02-28-2005, 05:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
SamuraiGuy Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,865	Its not a waste.. those foul donuts deserve to be pissed on... trust me I'm all for donuts.. Im prolly going to even become a cop... but krispy kreme is foul.. and makes foul donuts... and thats just wrong.. foul foul donuts! __________________ "a few User CP's that are pretty significant ones(like a BoarSpear or SamuraiGuy one). " - GracieHunter I choke people, I dont poke people. -- Me Were you born to resist or be abused? I swear I'll never give in, I refuse. -- Foo Fighters I want a girl that spends more time on her back than Royce Gracie. I'll knee you in the face like your name was Josh Koschek -- Me

03-01-2005, 12:22 AM	#8 (permalink)
polegirl Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 118	Well being Australian I have no idea what Tom Horton's are, but we have Krispy Kreme (they opened up here last year) and I must say they are delicious. My friends and I believe the secret ingredient in Krispy Kreme's must be heroin as they are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo GOOD!!!! The only thing I would complain about is that they put the fat content on the back of the box, which I SO do not want to know!!! __________________ BJJ makes me really hungry

03-01-2005, 12:22 AM	#9 (permalink)
Broadsword2004 Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 579	Yeah jeez, a donuts is a donut pretty much. It's a ring of dough that's fried in fat and then flavored with sugar and frosting and so forth, and that's even. All Krispy Kreme does to make their donuts so great is they cover every inch of their donuts with sugar frosting, and then for their chocolate-covered ones with sprinkles, those are covered with the sugar-frosting still, the chocolate, and the sprinkles, and thus folks love them. They are absolutely terrible for your health though. __________________ "NOTE - never piss off a guy who can clean in excess of 350lbs as the upward pulling motion transfers very nicely to the atomic wedgie" - lifter

03-01-2005, 12:23 AM	#10 (permalink)
Broadsword2004 Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 579	Damn polegirl, you stretched out your post box! __________________ "NOTE - never piss off a guy who can clean in excess of 350lbs as the upward pulling motion transfers very nicely to the atomic wedgie" - lifter

03-01-2005, 11:22 AM	#12 (permalink)
Ryo Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Suburbia, USA Posts: 46	You have not had a Krispy Kreme until you actually go to a Krispy Kreme factory and eat one that had just been made. Krispy Kremes in boxes in grocery stores are not Krispy Kremes. They are Krunchy Kracky unKool Kremes. The Krispy Kreme factory I used to go to had all these nice handicapped spots in the front for the local diabetics. Good ol' Krispy Kreme.

03-01-2005, 11:51 AM	#13 (permalink)
kckbxblnd Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: NE Posts: 25	hehehe Eat Your Heart's Out, Without the calories! http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...eme_wxs601.jpg Enjoy! Love, Kick Box Blonde

03-01-2005, 01:30 PM	#14 (permalink)
Hikage Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Southern PA Posts: 543	"You can't eat a doughnut on an empty stomach." -Hikage __________________ -=It's like a door open and closed=- -= "Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit." =-

03-01-2005, 07:13 PM	#15 (permalink)
SamuraiGuy Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,865	I still say their foul donuts.... __________________ "a few User CP's that are pretty significant ones(like a BoarSpear or SamuraiGuy one). " - GracieHunter I choke people, I dont poke people. -- Me Were you born to resist or be abused? I swear I'll never give in, I refuse. -- Foo Fighters I want a girl that spends more time on her back than Royce Gracie. I'll knee you in the face like your name was Josh Koschek -- Me

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