I am a real Ninja

Broadsword2004 · 07-02-2004, 04:38 PM

.....Or so that's what these idiot people claim. Check out this site www.entertheninja.com and check their "Lub/Hate Mail" section. OBVIOUSLY, this site is meant to be a joke, I mean I even picked up on the fact that the author of it just made it for fun; the "fantasy" ideals of ninja. Such as his Ninja Facts section that claims ludicrous stuff about ninja.

BUT JEEZ. Check out all the people who e-mailed him hate letters, caliming to be REAL ninja!?! LMFAO

Crabpuff · 07-06-2004, 09:20 AM

I like the ninja versus killer tomato bit, that shit was funny as hell

Yaberdaber · 07-06-2004, 09:43 AM

LOL, funny site!!!

95 Mystic TA · 07-06-2004, 01:59 PM

Looks like a ripoff of The Official Ninja Page

osopardo · 07-09-2004, 11:34 AM

yOU WANT RIP-=OFFS?

http://koti.mbnet.fi/wheany/rup/

http://home.cfl.rr.com/reev/

http://www.prism.gatech.edu/~gtg769p...imatepower.htm

http://daize.puzzling.org/Latinos.html

http://geminga.it.nuigalway.ie/~9934...matepower.html

**Britt** · 07-09-2004, 05:36 PM

I don't know, I thought this was pretty useful:

Quote:

When necessary, the ninja star can be thrown with ninja toes. For example, say you are trying to gain entry into an airborne helicopter. You are using both hands to hold on and you want to plant a shuriken in the eyeball of the pilot, what do you do? Shuriken with ninja feet!

Great, now you tell me!

Broadsword2004 · 07-11-2004, 07:10 PM

You know, theoretically, maybe one could learn to throw shurikens with the feet. I only say this though because look at those people are like born without arms, so their brain adapts and their feet literally become as agile as normal hands. The one guy was a drummer and he set up the entire drum set with his feet and then played drums, and he drank coffee with his feet holding the mug. He never had hands (or arms), so his feet doubled as hands.

So maybe a person like that could be took to throw shurikens with the feet. He'd have to balance well on the other leg however, in order to do the throw.

cakegirl · 07-11-2004, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Broadsword2004

He'd have to balance well on the other leg however, in order to do the throw.

...and if he was trying to drink coffee at the time, it could end up very, very messy.

07-02-2004, 04:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
Broadsword2004 Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 579	I am a real Ninja .....Or so that's what these idiot people claim. Check out this site www.entertheninja.com and check their "Lub/Hate Mail" section. OBVIOUSLY, this site is meant to be a joke, I mean I even picked up on the fact that the author of it just made it for fun; the "fantasy" ideals of ninja. Such as his Ninja Facts section that claims ludicrous stuff about ninja. BUT JEEZ. Check out all the people who e-mailed him hate letters, caliming to be REAL ninja!?! LMFAO

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07-06-2004, 09:20 AM	#2 (permalink)
Crabpuff Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 58	I like the ninja versus killer tomato bit, that shit was funny as hell

07-06-2004, 09:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
Yaberdaber Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 54	LOL, funny site!!!

07-06-2004, 01:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
95 Mystic TA Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 79	Looks like a ripoff of The Official Ninja Page

07-11-2004, 07:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
Broadsword2004 Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 579	You know, theoretically, maybe one could learn to throw shurikens with the feet. I only say this though because look at those people are like born without arms, so their brain adapts and their feet literally become as agile as normal hands. The one guy was a drummer and he set up the entire drum set with his feet and then played drums, and he drank coffee with his feet holding the mug. He never had hands (or arms), so his feet doubled as hands. So maybe a person like that could be took to throw shurikens with the feet. He'd have to balance well on the other leg however, in order to do the throw.

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