My true identity...

fanman. · 09-27-2004, 08:13 PM

I am actually a real ninja. I belong to a secret clan of ninjas dating back to the 15th century and I can't tell you the name of the clan or I'll get in big trouble

. If you wondering what kinda trouble, well, everybody's gonna be upset because there will be no more fanman on these forums anymore if I tell you the name of the clan. I can't tell you my real name either.
It is so cool being a ninja because i can walk up and along brick walls like a gecko and run faster than a volvo.
If you want to be a ninja as well, just email me at chanman_87@msn.com
Beware, though, you will have to pass a tough initiation.

fanman. · 09-27-2004, 08:49 PM

Also, this one day on one of my many adventures I killed a tiger by simply touching a vital spot with my finger. Come on, I know somebody out there has got what it takes to reply or email me and become a ninja!

koto_ryu · 09-27-2004, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fanman.

Also, this one day on one of my many adventures I killed a tiger by simply touching a vital spot with my finger. Come on, I know somebody out there has got what it takes to reply or email me and become a ninja!

The real question: Why would a true ninja like a Poliwog?

95 Mystic TA · 09-27-2004, 09:19 PM

"..the purpose of a ninja is to flip out and kill people"

fanman. · 09-28-2004, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by koto_ryu

The real question: Why would a true ninja like a Poliwog?

He's cute.

fanman. · 09-28-2004, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by 95 Mystic TA

"..the purpose of a ninja is to flip out and kill people"

I (try to) DO THAT, TOO

koto_ryu · 09-28-2004, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by fanman.

He's cute.

So if you're a true ninja how come it says you just studied kung fu under your profile?

Because the last thing we need in this world is a Canadian ninja

Also, many ninja clans have been around since around around the 12th century so your "ninja clan" is about 300 years behind the curve.

fanman. · 09-28-2004, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by koto_ryu

So if you're a true ninja how come it says you just studied kung fu under your profile?

Because the last thing we need in this world is a Canadian ninja

Also, many ninja clans have been around since around around the 12th century so your "ninja clan" is about 300 years behind the curve.

It's a modern ninja clan.

By the way, why don't you check out my profile again. I done me some updatin.

koto_ryu · 09-29-2004, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by fanman.

It's a modern ninja clan.

By the way, why don't you check out my profile again. I done me some updatin.

After I put you on the spot for it, of course

ron h · 09-29-2004, 08:41 AM

just curious.....since tigers are a protected species did you serve jail time for the deed? also.....how many fingers to kill a rino?

fanman. · 09-29-2004, 07:31 PM

[quote=ron h]just curious.....since tigers are a protected species did you serve jail time for the deed? also.....how many fingers to kill a rino?[/QUOT

Nobody knows about the tiger except my buddys at this forum. And, since I know you all either love me or fear me, I know you won't dob me in. To kill a rino I could do it with two fingers.

Studiobuddy · 09-29-2004, 08:46 PM

[quote=fanman.]

Quote:

Originally Posted by ron h

To kill a rino I could do it with two fingers.

I can do it with 1

koto_ryu · 09-29-2004, 09:03 PM

I don't need any, I just concentrate my Chi on the target and it explodes

And you all thought they were carpet-bombing Baghdad. Oops, almost gave out some top secret knowledge

ron h · 09-30-2004, 01:49 AM

well, thank you all for shareing your skills and abilities. as the tiger plays a large roll in the style i train in i hope that if we meet you will not mistake me for the wild variety!!

09-27-2004, 08:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
fanman. Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Posts: 142	My true identity... I am actually a real ninja. I belong to a secret clan of ninjas dating back to the 15th century and I can't tell you the name of the clan or I'll get in big trouble . If you wondering what kinda trouble, well, everybody's gonna be upset because there will be no more fanman on these forums anymore if I tell you the name of the clan. I can't tell you my real name either. It is so cool being a ninja because i can walk up and along brick walls like a gecko and run faster than a volvo. If you want to be a ninja as well, just email me at chanman_87@msn.com Beware, though, you will have to pass a tough initiation. __________________ fanman - the man with the fan

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fanman. Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Posts: 142	Also, this one day on one of my many adventures I killed a tiger by simply touching a vital spot with my finger. Come on, I know somebody out there has got what it takes to reply or email me and become a ninja! __________________ fanman - the man with the fan

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fanman. Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Posts: 142	[quote=ron h]just curious.....since tigers are a protected species did you serve jail time for the deed? also.....how many fingers to kill a rino?[/QUOT Nobody knows about the tiger except my buddys at this forum. And, since I know you all either love me or fear me, I know you won't dob me in. To kill a rino I could do it with two fingers. __________________ fanman - the man with the fan

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