How long would bruce lee last with Fedor?

[Mako Victim]

I'm guessing not very long. But it still would be cool to see..

[Sagacious Lu]

Fedor via walk over. Dead guys never actually show up for fights.

[iowabrawler]

actually i think bruce lee would take one look at fedor and say F this Sh?t ill stick 2 movies

[Britt]

No, no, that's not what would happen at all. You see, Bruce Lee would beat Fedor.

Since this is the internet and all, I do have to point out that Lee was, and is, simply incapable of being defeated. Bruce Lee in his lifetime beat up thousands of men, women and children, most of them at the same time, receiving only a small cut on his upper lip for his troubles, which did not bleed. A 40 story building, a shipload of iron ore, and a Boeing B-29 Superfortress once challenged Bruce Lee to a four-way death match; none was ever heard from again. Bruce Lee is widely regarded by most paleontologists to have traveled back in time and beat up the dinosaurs, causing their extinction. Bruce Lee soundly defeated the color brown. Pangea is believed to have separated after it lost a bet against Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee is the unrecognized and uncredited winner of the last nine Super Bowls. Bruce Lee once got in a fight with the air and beat the shit out of it; this is the reason that people now get asthma. in 1959, Bruce Lee traveled to the bottom of the Marianas trench to challenge it to a fight, but the trench backed out. Bruce Lee voluntarily left the Garden of Eden three days before Adam and Eve after leg wrestling the unicorns into submission. Mars was a moon of the Earth before being kicked out of orbit by Bruce Lee. Cheese in Bruce Lee's refrigerator never went bad because he would fist fight the mold nightly before bed. When he rose again the next morning, his pants would fly onto his legs rather than fight him. The movie "Return of the Dragon" climaxes with a scene in which it appears that Bruce Lee's character kills Chuck Norris' character, however, this is not what actually is occurring; the scene is actual footage of the fight which will occur at the end of time in which Bruce Lee will kill Chuck Norris, resulting in the destruction of the universe.

So, in summation, Bruce Lee would win.

[13ang]

Originally Posted by Britt

No, no, that's not what would happen at all. You see, Bruce Lee would beat Fedor.

Since this is the internet and all, I do have to point out that Lee was, and is, simply incapable of being defeated. Bruce Lee in his lifetime beat up thousands of men, women and children, most of them at the same time, receiving only a small cut on his upper lip for his troubles, which did not bleed. A 40 story building, a shipload of iron ore, and a Boeing B-29 Superfortress once challenged Bruce Lee to a four-way death match; none was ever heard from again. Bruce Lee is widely regarded by most paleontologists to have traveled back in time and beat up the dinosaurs, causing their extinction. Bruce Lee soundly defeated the color brown. Pangea is believed to have separated after it lost a bet against Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee is the unrecognized and uncredited winner of the last nine Super Bowls. Bruce Lee once got in a fight with the air and beat the shit out of it; this is the reason that people now get asthma. in 1959, Bruce Lee traveled to the bottom of the Marianas trench to challenge it to a fight, but the trench backed out. Bruce Lee voluntarily left the Garden of Eden three days before Adam and Eve after leg wrestling the unicorns into submission. Mars was a moon of the Earth before being kicked out of orbit by Bruce Lee. Cheese in Bruce Lee's refrigerator never went bad because he would fist fight the mold nightly before bed. When he rose again the next morning, his pants would fly onto his legs rather than fight him. The movie "Return of the Dragon" climaxes with a scene in which it appears that Bruce Lee's character kills Chuck Norris' character, however, this is not what actually is occurring; the scene is actual footage of the fight which will occur at the end of time in which Bruce Lee will kill Chuck Norris, resulting in the destruction of the universe.

So, in summation, Bruce Lee would win.

haha this is fucking gold. If you made it up, you rule. If you stole it from someone and posted it, you still rule because it made me laugh so hard.

[knifehand]

Originally Posted by Britt

A 40 story building, a shipload of iron ore, and a Boeing B-29 Superfortress once challenged Bruce Lee to a four-way death match; none was ever heard from again.

....lol nice.......

Originally Posted by Britt

Bruce Lee soundly defeated the color brown.

....man this is classic.........

Originally Posted by Britt

Bruce Lee in his lifetime beat up thousands of men, women and children, most of them at the same time, receiving only a small cut on his upper lip for his troubles, which did not bleed.

.....dude i almost pissed myself reading this ...........

Originally Posted by Britt

Cheese in Bruce Lee's refrigerator never went bad because he would fist fight the mold nightly before bed.

.............this is definitely the funniest thread ive ever read.....nice job Britt

[Nips]

Hahahaha - did you take Chuck Norris jokes and just change them to read "Bruce Lee"? If not, absolute gold man, if so, absolute gold man.

[Britt]

Thanks, those are all mine. I've been working on it for a while now. Every time I run across a "Bruce Lee v. Somebody" thread, I repost it and add a new one. The Chuck Norris one at the end is the new one this time.

[Tom Yum]

Silly question, guys. C'mon.

[kuk sool won]

Originally Posted by Britt

Thanks, those are all mine. I've been working on it for a while now. Every time I run across a "Bruce Lee v. Somebody" thread, I repost it and add a new one. The Chuck Norris one at the end is the new one this time.

Yeh someone has too much time on his hands

[Britt]

Originally Posted by kuk sool won

Yeh someone has too much time on his hands

Eh, five minutes here, five minutes there.

[WildWest.]

Cool post Britt, obviously influenced by the Chuck Norris one but if you made them up yourself then good on you mate. Very funny.

[Stringer]

Originally Posted by Britt

No, no, that's not what would happen at all. You see, Bruce Lee would beat Fedor.

Since this is the internet and all, I do have to point out that Lee was, and is, simply incapable of being defeated. Bruce Lee in his lifetime beat up thousands of men, women and children, most of them at the same time, receiving only a small cut on his upper lip for his troubles, which did not bleed. A 40 story building, a shipload of iron ore, and a Boeing B-29 Superfortress once challenged Bruce Lee to a four-way death match; none was ever heard from again. Bruce Lee is widely regarded by most paleontologists to have traveled back in time and beat up the dinosaurs, causing their extinction. Bruce Lee soundly defeated the color brown. Pangea is believed to have separated after it lost a bet against Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee is the unrecognized and uncredited winner of the last nine Super Bowls. Bruce Lee once got in a fight with the air and beat the shit out of it; this is the reason that people now get asthma. in 1959, Bruce Lee traveled to the bottom of the Marianas trench to challenge it to a fight, but the trench backed out. Bruce Lee voluntarily left the Garden of Eden three days before Adam and Eve after leg wrestling the unicorns into submission. Mars was a moon of the Earth before being kicked out of orbit by Bruce Lee. Cheese in Bruce Lee's refrigerator never went bad because he would fist fight the mold nightly before bed. When he rose again the next morning, his pants would fly onto his legs rather than fight him. The movie "Return of the Dragon" climaxes with a scene in which it appears that Bruce Lee's character kills Chuck Norris' character, however, this is not what actually is occurring; the scene is actual footage of the fight which will occur at the end of time in which Bruce Lee will kill Chuck Norris, resulting in the destruction of the universe.

So, in summation, Bruce Lee would win.

This wasn't funny to me, sorry.

[LIGHTSPEED]

Hey everyone,

Bruce Lee would stop Fedor in 1/2 second doing what he does best.

[Demi Barbito]

About a half a second.