jkd jokes

hullpaulg · 06-30-2008, 08:48 AM

i pinched this from rick young,s colum in mai but here goes
1) how many jkd concept guys does it take to change a light bulb?
we dont know there still trying to work out how many diffrent ways they can take it out!
2) how many original/nuculas jkd guys does it take to change a light bulb?
exactly the same as it did in 1964

lol

**Michael Wright** · 06-30-2008, 12:04 PM

How many JKD Instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A hundred. One to actually do it, and 99 to stand around telling him he is doing it all wrong.

HybriDD1 · 07-01-2008, 07:38 AM

How does one become a JKD master?

- read The Tao of JKD (or leaf through it at Borders) and watch Enter the Dragon.

ShawnJKD · 07-01-2008, 08:51 AM

What you must first understand is that there is no lightbulb...

**Britt** · 07-01-2008, 04:44 PM

Q: How many JKD instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: What makes you think it needs changing???

(Kidding! Kidding!

)

LtMedTB · 07-24-2008, 08:44 PM

How many original/nucleus JKD practitioners does it take to change a light bulb?

Three.

1.) An instructor to teach a senior student how Thomas Edison would have changed the light bulb.

2.) A senior student to change the light bulb.

3.) A friend of the senior student to bad mouth Dan Inosanto on an internet forum.

06-30-2008, 08:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
hullpaulg Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 8 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	jkd jokes i pinched this from rick young,s colum in mai but here goes 1) how many jkd concept guys does it take to change a light bulb? we dont know there still trying to work out how many diffrent ways they can take it out! 2) how many original/nuculas jkd guys does it take to change a light bulb? exactly the same as it did in 1964 lol

07-01-2008, 08:51 AM	#4 (permalink)
ShawnJKD Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 70 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	What you must first understand is that there is no lightbulb... __________________ Trinity Martial Arts www.trinityjunfan.com

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Michael Wright Premiere Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: London, England Posts: 1,007 Groans: 0 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post	How many JKD Instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A hundred. One to actually do it, and 99 to stand around telling him he is doing it all wrong.

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HybriDD1 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Ohio, U.S. Posts: 5 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	How does one become a JKD master? - read The Tao of JKD (or leaf through it at Borders) and watch Enter the Dragon.

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Britt Premiere Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 572 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Q: How many JKD instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A: What makes you think it needs changing??? (Kidding! Kidding! )

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LtMedTB Registered User Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Hilton Head Island, SC Posts: 42 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	How many original/nucleus JKD practitioners does it take to change a light bulb? Three. 1.) An instructor to teach a senior student how Thomas Edison would have changed the light bulb. 2.) A senior student to change the light bulb. 3.) A friend of the senior student to bad mouth Dan Inosanto on an internet forum.

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