How do you get a ninja to spar? - Page 3

Garland · 09-15-2005, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Sircnay

Yeah right! I bet he used a smoke bomb and sliced a wormhole in space with his katana so he could teleport to another dimension where he can restore his Chi power.

But when he's finished I bet he won't have any problems going back and breaking EVERY officer's neck in the world.

Damn right.
I saw this kid do this shit...it was INSANE.
The thing I don't understand is why he didn't whip out his 45 foot long, and whoop some ass with his penis kung fu.
I SEEN IT.
shit ya, sucka.

p.s. everytime you masterbate, a ninja kills a kitten.

chew on that, bitches.

Sircnay · 09-16-2005, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Garland

Damn right.
I saw this kid do this shit...it was INSANE.
The thing I don't understand is why he didn't whip out his 45 foot long, and whoop some ass with his penis kung fu.
I SEEN IT.
shit ya, sucka.

p.s. everytime you masterbate, a ninja kills a kitten.

chew on that, bitches.

Whatever. Everytime you masterbate, someone joins a Ninjutsu school. ZING!

**HtTKar** · 09-16-2005, 03:08 AM

Funny,
The TKD guy telling a Ninja that his art is worthless.
I wonder how this thread would go in the Japanese section.

KILLERNINJA · 09-16-2005, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by HtTKar

Funny,
The TKD guy telling a Ninja that his art is worthless.
I wonder how this thread would go in the Japanese section.

Im guessing your a tkd basher?

Sircnay · 09-16-2005, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by KILLERNINJA

Im guessing your a tkd basher?

No just a pretentious asshat who thinks that leaving cryptic messages in order to beg the question is cool. Just like quoting Lao Tzu... oh wait.

Garland · 09-17-2005, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Sircnay

No just a pretentious asshat who thinks that leaving cryptic messages in order to beg the question is cool. Just like quoting Lao Tzu... oh wait.

that's...like ten times funnier than a dead clown.

Sircnay · 09-17-2005, 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Garland

that's...like ten times funnier than a dead clown.

OMG a mormon with a sense of humor! It's a trick of the ninjas! (You're from salt lake... I just kind of assume you are one.)

Garland · 09-18-2005, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Sircnay

OMG a mormon with a sense of humor! It's a trick of the ninjas! (You're from salt lake... I just kind of assume you are one.)

you know that they say about assumptions right, ass?
Seriously...I ain't no fucking mo.

Not to seem like a bigot or anything, but I'd rather be fist-fucked by a gorrilla than be a mo.

Sircnay · 09-18-2005, 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Garland

you know that they say about assumptions right, ass?
Seriously...I ain't no fucking mo.

Not to seem like a bigot or anything, but I'd rather be fist-fucked by a gorrilla than be a mo.

Damn.

And here I thought I found one. I knew it wasn't true. How's it like living with Mormons everywhere?

Garland · 09-18-2005, 08:53 AM

.....you REALLY don't want to know.

**HtTKar** · 09-18-2005, 10:21 PM

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No just a pretentious asshat who thinks that leaving cryptic messages in order to beg the question is cool. Just like quoting Lao Tzu... oh wait.

Sirncay, he was asking me, not you.

I have never made claims of importance or any claims at all. I can quote whoever I want. I Put his name there so people like you know I'm not claiming these quotes are mine.

If anyones pretentious it would be you. Saying your instructor is a worthless douche and that you control his studio, basically running everything. Your last instructor wasnt any better either. Remember you wrote how he kicked you out after you started beating him up?

Hello everyone
12-31-2004, 09:54 PM

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I stopped taking classes about a year ago when my Sabumnim was taking money from me (I was one of the head instructors) and I started beating him in matches.

That is the definition of pretentious.

BoarSpear · 09-19-2005, 03:49 AM

Hmmm this looks like a good time to get the popcorn...

Sircnay · 09-19-2005, 03:13 PM

Oh right. So his obvious lack of having the ability to save face and just pushing away the things that made him look bad totally makes me pretentious. My master WAS a douchebag. Ask KILLERNINJA we had the same sabumnim. He had people invest thousands upon thousands of dollars into him and then he just up and left without warning. Took everyone's money and then went away. How is that not a douchebag?

You on the otherhand keep this air of superiority and "Oh look at my prissy elitist stature" bullshit about you. People like that usually get kicked in the teeth or curbstomped I'm sure.

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....you REALLY don't want to know.

That bad huh? Sounds rough.

Mr. Arieson · 09-19-2005, 04:27 PM

Sircnay, you sound like a really great person....but I think you might be Bakla...you might want to address that!

KILLERNINJA · 09-19-2005, 05:57 PM

yes our previuos sabumnin was a total douchebag. not only did he do what sircnay said but he also screwed people by having them pay for there black belt certificate and belt and never actually submitting it to the WTF and then go spend it on gambling or strippers. He even screwed his own instructors including me and sircnay. also after parents would drop their children off he would sometimes send them out to sell phone books or something of that nature so he could make more money off of them, and the students wouldnt say no because he was there sabumnin and they need to do what he tells them or else they'll get in trouble. so I dont know what your defanetion of a douchebag is but thats defanetly one to me.
oh and HtTHar he never said he beat up his sabumnin. why dont you take the time like you did to find that topic and READ it. he said "beating him in matches" so again I dont know what your defanetion of beating someone up is but beating someone in a sparring match is not beating someone up.

thank you and good day

09-16-2005, 03:08 AM	#33 (permalink)
HtTKar Premiere Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Outer limits Posts: 1,089 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Funny, The TKD guy telling a Ninja that his art is worthless. I wonder how this thread would go in the Japanese section. __________________ "The harder you train, the harder it is to surrender" (Vince Lombardi)

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Garland Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 5,013 Groans: 1 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	.....you REALLY don't want to know. __________________ homo homini lupus

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KILLERNINJA Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 10 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	yes our previuos sabumnin was a total douchebag. not only did he do what sircnay said but he also screwed people by having them pay for there black belt certificate and belt and never actually submitting it to the WTF and then go spend it on gambling or strippers. He even screwed his own instructors including me and sircnay. also after parents would drop their children off he would sometimes send them out to sell phone books or something of that nature so he could make more money off of them, and the students wouldnt say no because he was there sabumnin and they need to do what he tells them or else they'll get in trouble. so I dont know what your defanetion of a douchebag is but thats defanetly one to me. oh and HtTHar he never said he beat up his sabumnin. why dont you take the time like you did to find that topic and READ it. he said "beating him in matches" so again I dont know what your defanetion of beating someone up is but beating someone in a sparring match is not beating someone up. thank you and good day

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